As anyone thirsty for the drama that Kinja so eagerly facilitates already knows, Foodspin published a post on hip fancy White-boy fried chicken in New York City. Is cooking fried chicken with champagne cultural bastardization? Is writing bad restaurants reviews for the sake of doing so cultural masturbation? All is dramatically presented within!

But perhaps the Dom Perignon of Fried Chicken Drama was initiated by yours truly, who suggested that anyone hoping to find a good example of the foodstuff in NYC partook a fool's errand. References to 1990s commercials were made (only 90s kids will know this LOL), Jewish delis outside of NYC were slammed, and a certain someone who is actually paid to conduct Serious Business on the Internet actually defended fried chicken in Chicago(!), because the Second City places first in Southern Food.